In The News: Thanks this morning to ChrisM, my MP3Angel, for supplying the news and commentary audio files.
»In case you didn't notice the news media shut down for the 4th of July holiday with the papers full of the Casey Anthony Matricide murder trial or the IMF leader's sex scandal trial.
»Congress is in session and the first vote on limiting the president's ability to make war on Libya will happen in the Senate as the House hashes out the debt limit bill fighting over issues such as whether taxes or spending cuts will be used.
»The flooding on the Missouri River continues and so does the brush/forest fire burning near Los Alamos nuclear weapons lab in New Mexico. The lab is no longer in danger and the latter day Doctor Strangloves who work there are already back at it designing and developing WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
»The FauxNews Politics Twitter account was hacked with the message that Obama had been shot and killed. The morons at FauxNews didn't bother looking at the account for a while so it sat there long enough to cause a bit of a stir and numerous retweets. The Secret Service is investigating.
It IS NOT true however... Barack Obama is quite alive... and on the campaign trail:
Now "Fox News viewers can once again expect the somewhat more accurate news stories to which they’ve become accustomed." (quote source)
»Don't let the state line slap you on the ass on the way out... Thirteen Southern California counties are attempting to secede from the rest of California.
»President Hugo Chavez has returned to Venezuela after surgery for Cancer in Cuba just in time for today's 150th anniversary celebration of the country's Bolivarian revolution re-founding.
This is Razer Raygun saying 'Happy Motoring America...' Enjoy it while you can.
(...and try not to let your government kill too many 'dusky natives' in the interim OK?)